:::Hibernation:::

I have exams. and my AIM stopped working.
co incidence?? i think NOT.

Houston, we have a problem!

By the way, correction : i hated Gregor Mendel ( the guy who got genetics into the picture...Mendelian laws anyone?). So i hated him, but yesterday when i was doing genetics, i realised, i just despised the damm guy for creating genetics, and i hated genetics becz i never bothered to study it. and now that i did, BOY! its stinkin awesome. lurve it!

anyhoo,later mates, i got biology to do :S
Oh and Facebook is evil. and its not even funny!
hmpf.

Here's a Calvin quickie. for your eyes only.
Calvin has got to be the slickest bloke i know. period.


I'll be back!
:)

For a ten minute walk on the wet grass

Lo people,
this is me, jet again, ah! that y'all know. what you all don't know is that instead of being here, i should be my studious self right now and slog and burn the midnight oil for my November third exam.
i got exactly 3 test papers to do tonight, and in order to compensate for the little shopping expedition i had today [ what?? woman are u kiddin me..AGAIN!!!]...i'd have to sit on that chair the entire day and be my unhappy restless self.

I am the most amazingly restless person in the world. i cant sit straight for more than 5 minutes, and I'm being nice here. that's still a lot. ya yah yaah!!
i mean , it's been my ultimate wish to be able to sit still for ...say an hour? come awn guys, give me lil swelf a breakkk!
Anyhoo, so i went to fabindia today, and i was totally stumped at the sheer number of clothes there. i couldn't even skim through stuff, the ginormous bulk that was there.
I ended up buying a vintage print skirt which looked mighty slick on me. oh yes it did!! picture? sure! next time. cool? cool.:D
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arghhh! I'm being told to study, this might be like my swan song since i don't think I'd be able to post before exams now.hmm.
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Moving on, i must let yoo guys know, that my favoritest festival is Durga puja. for those who don't know, durga puja is an Indian festival ( originated in Bengal) that lasts for 9 days where people fast and worship goddess durga . its one of the most popular festivals in India and as part of the festivities, we have the dance events called Dandiya and stuff which most people are aware of .

I love durga puja. i find something mighty ethereal about those 9 days.i did not fast this time as my mom thought I'd die and reach heaven. but i did attend the ceremonies on the last 3 days which are the major ones.
Here are some pics, now don't just give them a cursory glance, yoo must realise how beautiful the idols look and the special way that their eyes and faces are painted up. i would've put up a video too, but I'm too lazy to upload. my bad.
(l to r) goddess Lakshmi, goddess durga and goddess saraswati.



Now, justifying the title a lil, i did this little gig today, i studied for some long hours and my back was paining like someone spanked it a coupla hundred times.
so i got up and went for a random walk in the nearby park. we had a lil downpour so the grass was moist. so , yeah u guess it right, i took off my sneakers and went bare feet. oh that feeling! ohh!! the grass blades finding their way through my orange painted toenails, sheer bliss.
btw orange is the new pink. buy it! or don't buy it.

So, passing thought, i found this wicked one liner while watching scrubs:
"It's funny, I guess sometimes when you do nothing at all, things just have a way of fixing themselves."
its so effin true, its almost like my motto now, seriously, life should be dealt easy. just lay back and watch.

Update: Mornings are becoming chilly in here, been going for my jogs at 5 ish and the cold cuts are bruising and painful. i like. oh i have this thing for cold wind slits. i get thrilled when i get them. just run monster speed on a cold morning and don't wear a wind shield. the cold wind slits through you, makes you go numb. me likey a lot. :)

PS: Not many people like stuff i do, so try at your own risk.
but then Where is your Will to be Weird???
think about it ;)

Take care of your cute selves,
Ciao amigos.

This is Me

Aite people, trust me when i say " washboard abs " require some kick ass effort!!! right so I've been wanting those Jessica Alba abs and man am i busting my ass for it! i just got back from the frigging gym and i cant move a muscle!! its like all my bones are broken or something.

and people who gym regularly will know that we never work out the same body parts on consecutive days, BUT what i did not realise was that when they make you work your triceps on one day, and your shoulders the next, it pretty much has that effect when you kinder tend to feel like a dead woman.
but then when those collarbones are on major display when you wear a tube dress, thats when you say: hell yea! i LVE gymming!!
man, i totally believe in that saying, 'want somethin, go get it. period.'
Coco Chanel once said: there are no ugly women, only lazy ones!
bah! i mean if you crib about not having those legs, or that butt then go the frikkin gym and get it girls!! there's no escape route! no pain no gain. that's the hard as well as the right way!

anyhoo,
update: I'm reading Les Miserables and I'm liking it so far . review in the pipeline.
and i watched Forrest gump again last weekend and i solemnly testify that its one of the finest movies ever made. and yes i must confess i DID think it was based on a true story when i first saw it.
similarities bw Forrest and me:
1. we follow our own logic.
2. we listen to our mommas. [ yes i do! why is it so hard to believe?? ]
3. we love ping pong.
4. we both like tom hanks. ya okay this was dumb. or was it?
5. we both love running monster mad.
thank yoo very much!

Btw last night boredom got the better of me, i took this quiz on face book and boy, did i get the absolutely right results! check out people.
here:

Which Female Action Hero Are You?
	You are part Princess Leia. You are down-to-earth and stick to a rigid sense of ethics. Nerds may lust over you, but everyone looks to you for your grounded logic and intellect.
	You are part The Bride. When you get an idea in your head, you simply won't let it go! You constantly search for normalcy, love, and sometimes revenge--and your vicious stubbornness inspires you to fight to the death to get what you want.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

wow. wicked :D
so nerds lust over me. aww that's so cute :P
oh and totally! i have that vicious stubbornness, i like invented it! hahaha
I'm so not the modest being. *wink wink*

btw yaay!! princess Leia + Beatrix kiddo a.k.a the bride = moi. me likey :)
i dunno if this is a coincidence but star wars and kill bill are like my favoritest movies ever ever ever!
i mean uma thurman is a dream! that woman is so me!
oh and all of us know why we like princess Leia. hint hint : The color GOLD!! hahaha :P of course there are other reasons too :D

so its a wednesday ladies n gentlemen, wednesdays are my favorite days of the week, for the simple reason that i like the sound of the word wednesday.
i lead a simple but complex life. no! that does make sense , if yoo really try to understand. and if yoo dont get it, don't ask me, because yoo cant really make people understand such things.

on this happy note,i end this post.
take care my wunnerful readers,
"May the Force Be With You"
:P

Scent of a Woman

“Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains...”
Diane Ackerman.

I have been giving this some thought lately.
what is it about smell/scent that drives me crazy. I have this unusually deep inclination towards smells and scents. thing is , even when i was a young girl, like 7 or 8, i used to spend hours just smelling all of my mom's wide array of "expensive perfumes". the ones which mom's weird over friendly friends gave her on anniversaries or the ones which dad bought her on a birthday or something like that. mom never appreciated them, so i had the amazing opportunity to devour them.

No, but listen to me, I'm not talking about perfumes here, its not about perfumes! nuh huh! its about smell. MY SENSE OF SMELL. i think i have this elevated extra over working sense organ for my nose. I've always been this weird child following around my nose and getting driven by smells. i mean it seems like a disease. a disorder.
I remember me smelling my younger sister's camlin crayons, there was something about that smell. my sister thought i had a fit of insanity, silly mortal that she is. she cannot appreciate the fine nuances of life. nevermind. or even a bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils. or or my ultimate super duper fantasy world of book smelling.

If you've had the rare chance of being close to me, you will realise that i have this innate passion for book smelling, i go wild when i enter a library , an old one. it's been my forever fantasy to own a library like the one the beast had in "beauty and the beast", if you don't know what that is and aren't interested in animated movies, then Fugger off, you are not welcome to read this mind space. [ oh n i totally DIG ANIMATED MOVIES]

So, when i was in junior school, my science teacher wore this particular perfume always, she was sorta identified with it. as much as , recently when i was at a mall, i suddenly became frantic and started looking for her everywhere becz i smelled her. my mom thought i was insane. my dad always says I'm a re-incarnation of a dog. my huge obsession with biscuits re assures his faith. this is the same person whose been buying me bvlgari, chanel, klein on all my birthdays. I've always maintained: Parents are the coolest things on earth! i rest my case.
by the way, you guys have got to check out my all time favorite cookie/ biscuit, actually its a cookie also masquerading as a cake. its "jaffa cakes", i mean of course i love oreos, but my loyalties lie with jaffa cakes!!! they super rock! you guys can get them at modern bazaar at priya, that's where i get them from, cz these dumb fuck silly supermarket people don have them.pity.

Anyway, after much ado, and deep thinking, i decided to have my own signature perfume, the whole idea is so swell.
i mean it totally enthralls me when i think of it. though loads of people have told me that i've got the bestest natural scent ever. [ studies reveal that attractive people have naturally attractive smells, so Jesus to blame fellas!! ]
but since natural scents aren't so powerful , so imma settle for an artificial one. in fact its already been a month since I've been wearing this perfume, i'm sure people are getting the hang of it!! though when i grow up, i might make my own perfume with my natural scents,hmmm.
Aite have a great weekend all ya' readers and a marvellous week ahead.
adios amigos

Disclaimer : One jaffa cake = 200 calories. don't tell me i din tell you.
:P

HRH Princess Randomness

Bonjour wunnerful readers,
I've been good and I've been busy. Does that mean busy people are happy? i say yes. i have always believed that being up to the chin with work is the way to live. busy=good=happy.
you shouldn't have time to think too much. cz then you realise your life is fucked up. after all we're all jacked. lets face it. hehe
and well , Calvin says: "Some things don't deserve the thought people give them." agreed.

Anyway,i went to a couple of places last week and had some fun there. when i was returning, i took a couple of pics on the way back from my car. here be one of them. i love the weird patterns , the floating lights kinder image. blurry=good.
like them? do ya punks?
anyhoo, so am having hot thick tomato soup right now and its yummy licious. that reminds me, i realised yesterday that it had been more than six months that i had had Maggi and i was clearly saddened by that reality. i mean my love for Maggi noodles goes beyond the 2 minute rule. i mean heck, haven't we like survived on Maggi? isn't it a part of our reality?
so i went to the market near my place and stuffed my kitchen shelf with Maggi Masala. my loyalties still lie with Maggie masala, the original one . i hate all the new kids on the block, the weird atta noodles and stupid shit. yuck! i like my noodles cooked with plain water mostly, and of course with the masala they have inside the packet. I'm a master cook , by the way, think i haven't told y'all. well now you know. be happy about it. i cook very seldom and when i do , i do it elaborately, ya with all the nice silverware out and a proper three course meal + dessert.
i believe in perfection =)
AND and and i did not even realise, the last post was my 50th!! pretty cool haan? yea i know.
it's been great all this while with you all.
lets keep the show on \m/
sayonara people
stay cool .

Welcome to the Dark Side

So I've been spending quite some time with friends lately, my baby girlfriend aqseer is here and its so much cooler to have her around.
So thursday we guys just spent the whole day doin random weird stuff which includes dancing on baby got back [:D] and pullin an all girls fun filled day and then some serious conversations to resolve high merit issues in our lives which include getting aqseer's hair streaked blue.
I have finally dropped the idea of getting a permanent tattoo after much detailed thought. thanks for advice udit, you sorta know me more than me sometimes, hehe, kinder spooky innit?

So if you're thinking about the title, wel, see the pics and go figure. oh and my fellow Star Wars buffs, who did understand, here's a quote for you guys :
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” Yoda 's THE MAN!

Well, my sat is coming near and I'm so busted, haven't begun serious studying as yet! right, saturday is my last "fun" day, I'm going under hibernation folks! miss me! k?
oh i might keep on writing though, cz it aint that big a deal.
so we guys took some real cool and WEIRD pics which are here
"For your Eyes only"!!
pretty cool haan?

Ze parking lot, nitu had to click one of these.

aman being his usual self

Asses in slow motion

The IHC illuminated at night is a spectacular sight ( I guess ramit singal, a fellow blogger, would love this pic, since he thinks ihc is one of the most beautiful places in delhi, this ones for you ramit! :P)

And of course, me and aman in conversation.

all pics are dimly lit cz that's the way i like it.deal with it.
here's the deal,the thing that happens when we meet is that we guys have endlessly cool and dimwit conversations , here's a sampler:
so nitu wouldn't stop takin pics of us walkin:

me - "ooh so you're doing your whole abstract photography thing?"
nitu - "uhm, actually i just took a pic of your ass!"
me - "oh?"
me - "yeah, its ass-tract photography."
aman - "you're funny...not!"

if you dont find that fun, too bad!
anyway, all's well on my side of the world , hope's all well with y'all too.
have a great weekend and don't forget to do something pointless!!!
ciao amigos

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Heya punks,
So October is here! damm, time flies, innit? October is supposed to be the busiest for me with all the exams and fests and birthdays stuffed in it! why are all my friends born in the latter half of ze year? hmmm.

Anyway, i had cousins over fo the weekend and so posting was a trouble. so after last week's heavy shopping excursion , i got stuck shopping AGAIn this week! nightmare??? nahh! but i prefer shopping on non consecutive weekends cz then i can do something worthwhile in between.

Anyway, nuf shit. alls well dat ends well and dis one did!! i ended up buyin this amazin red dress and this "TO DIE FOR" orangish pink suede belt! and my sweet readers, I'm kind enuff to post a pic of me wearin it ! i wud've been kinder and posted a full pic had the blog world been free of stupid voyeurs! i mean the side pane is like still okay, cz u cant meddle with the pics, but here, u can see the enlarged version! sigh!
BUT this also means u can see the fine nuances of ze beauty of this belt!
i have a fetish for belts, especially suede ones! suede leather is my eternal love! and this one scores brownie points cz it has that unusual color of suede, not pink entirely, not orange entirely, just the right shade! oooo i love it!
and the buckle! pure seduction! is there anything better than a bronze buckle on a suede belt! i say NO!
so here be a pic of my fine possession :


Anyway, so The Sightblinder has been really sweet and has made a comic strip for me which is here for you all to see.
Manas, ladies n gentlemen, is generally not so kind so i really appreciate the gesture. he's got a really nice comic blog which is here. Unfortunately he doesn't want us to comment on those darn cool comic strips of his, so you can just go , see, enjoy and come back.
here's the strip which u will also find on the above link. those of u who like the blue background as opposed to the white one can see it here. hehe.


This is World Wildlife Week by the way, I'm gonna try do my bit to contribute to it. this is like an important topic and it deserves a full post! perhaps it will follow!
That's all for now my fellow wunnerful earthlings,
have a great week :)
Adios Amigos!