Amazingly self absorbed MOST of the time.

Tis like 2 in the night, and i just finished watching a will smith movie.
jEsus! every time i watch some of his movies, i cant help but think how fuckin kick ass he is. he comes right after Clint Eastwood and Lance Armstrong in MY LIST.
actually move it up a notch, he's at par with lance. or a bit more. come awn, i just watched his movie, and i play UNFAIR :D
And ofcourse, the dude got into MIT too, no shit! talk about being multi talented eh?

Anyway today i was sick. So i got a blood test done and guess what my haemoglobin is?? its like 14!!
holy shit! My blood is like BLACK if you look at it in the bottle. that tiny transparent bottle with the rubber cork.

Btw I like syringes and there's something really likable about someone sucking out blood from your veins with them. so my left arm pains because of it but its all cool.
some of you might think I'm retarded and leave. that is the easier way.
if you're stronger, keep reading :P
he he.

So today was like FUN.
I actually bought 3 salwar kameezes ( slick Indian wear for those who don't know).
the deal is, this havan-pooja thing's comin up and when i scanned my wardrobe, i realised i don't have shit to wear for it. and for that matter, any indian ritual et al that happens.
i mean, woah! i was like, hold it, so i don't have any indian clothes except that one suit i bought for the farewell in 11th. that sucks. i shud be disgusted with myself.
but now i bought like 3 so yaay :)

By the way, all you Delhi folk, you must visit Citywalk in saket, its like a uber cool mall. really awesome. you like lose it in there. and they have fcuk :D
ya baby.

Anyway, since quite sometime, I've been meaning to write a post on why facebook is THE shit .
look what happened today, i have this friend whose been dating this guy since like the 8th grade and we're like chums. and then today i have it in my update thingy that she's single.I was totally wacked out. and i was like, WOW this is how i come to know abt it.
Blame it on facebook.
and then there's this Compare people app which says that the people in my community have voted for me as 2nd best mother( potential) or something.

Jesus Christ!!! i have tears in my eyes!
Wait theres more, there's another thing called SuperPoke which is the funniest shit ever.
people who got the app can like do loads of stuff to folks in their friend list, stuff like... defenestrate them, kiss them, cuddle them, lick them (eww) and then you get mails like, Xyz has thrown a cake at you, would you wanna kiss them, hug them, lucky poke them back??
there's an indian version of it called desi poke which is such kick ass fun that i cant even mention anything about it here.

nuff for one time haan?
last bit, today i was running temperature, and my whole body was aching like hell , but i STILL worked out. I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

"That which does not kill you, only makes you stronger"
Gotta love Friedrich Nietzsche :)

PS All of you go listen to Light Years by Pearl Jam. Just go do it. And eat Lindt dark chocolate while you're at it. All hail the man who created Lindt.

PPS The wonder years is the best thing that happened to television. and i like it that its aired at 1130 pm.

PPPS The following pic has nothing to do with the contents of the post.


[ For raghav, that's Romeo's latest pica, you asked for it :)
Romeo's my dog people, for those who don't know]